TP & SC HIDEOUT

SUPER CRIPPLE: SIDEKICK

COMPUTER: NAME...

SUPER CRIPPLE: NOMNOMNOM....*PICKS EAR WAX*

COMPUTER: WELCOME.

NAME: SUPER CRIPPLE

OCCUPATION: SIDE KICK OF TINY PETE

POWERS: ABLE TO SHOOT JELLY LASERS FROM EYES, TOXIC DROOL SYNDROME, T-REX ARM HOLD

ETHNICITY: CAUCASIAN

HAIR COLOR: BLACK

HEIGHT: ?

WEIGHT: 170LBS

ABOUT ME: 

NOMNOMNOM......UHH....HERMAHERMA. *BLOWS SPIT BUBBLES*

(TRANSLATION)

I AM SUPER CRIPPLE, SIDE KICK OF TINY PETE! TOGETHER WE WIPE A WAY THE STAIN MARKS OF EVIL FROM THE STREETS. I HAD LIVED WITH MY PARENTS, JERRY AND DEARDRA, ON PLANET "SPED" UNTIL I WAS ABLE TO EAT MY MASHED PEAS BY MYSELF. ONCE I MASTERED THE PEAS OF MUSHY-NESS I MOVED ON IN MY LIFE AND GOT A FACEBOOK. FINALLY I WAS A MAN.SUDDENLY *BLOOP* A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK NOTIFIED AND POKED ME THAT A SUPER HERO NAMED TINY PETE WAS IN THE NEED OF A SIDE KICK ON PLANET "BATHROOM" AND MY FRIEND THOUGHT I WAS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE. I KNEW IT WAS A DANGEROUS PLANET AND A RISKY JOB BUT I QUICKLY REPLIED AND THAT WAS THAT. I ALSO ENJOY HORSES, GOING FOR WALKS, PLAYING CATCH, HAVING LONG INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS AND JELLY.