Saturday, November 20

BACKGROUND CHECK

NAME: TINY PETE, TP.
OCCUPATION: SUPER HERO
POWERS: FLYING, PASSING GAS, SWIRLIES, DEATH BY PLUNGER
ETHNICITY: AFRICAN AMERICAN
HEIGHT: 5 INCHES
WEIGHT: 0LBS
HAIR COLOR: TOILET PAPER
GENDER: ?

ABOUT ME:
I WAS CREATED ON PLANET SECTOR "BATHROOM," I WAS YOUNG WHEN MY PARENTS ROLES RAN OUT AND WAS LEFT IN THE HANDS OF HAND.
HAND RAISED ME, GAVE ME A FACE, NAME AND POWERS!HAND TOLD ME TO USE MY POWERS FOR GOOD AND TO WIPE AWAY THE STREAK STAINS OF EVIL!HOWEVER I KNEW I COULDN'T WIPE IT ALL ON MY OWN, I NEEDED.....A SIDEKICK!I POSTED ON FACEBOOK THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR A SIDEKICK, I GOT A BUNCH OF "LIKES" BUT NO REPLIES. I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP BUT THEN...A COMMENT! HIS NAME WAS SUPER CRIPPLE, CITIZEN OF "SPECIAL" PLANET. I ADDED HIM AND NOW WE ARE.....TINY PETE AND SUPER CRIPPLE SQUADRON (TP&SCS)!

HOBBIES
I ALSO ENJOY CLEANING, READING NEWSPAPERS, BUBBLES, SPARKLES,FACEBOOK, JUSTIN BIEBER,THE COLOR PINK, CHOCOLATE, SOAP OPERAS, FUZZY THINGS, CUTE PUPPIES AND KITTIES AND COLLECTING SCENTED CANDLES (for those kind of days). TTFN!!! XOXO TP & SC!!!