TP & SC HIDEOUT

SUPER CRIPPLE: SIDEKICK

COMPUTER: NAME...

SUPER CRIPPLE: NOMNOMNOM....*PICKS EAR WAX*

COMPUTER: WELCOME.

NAME: SUPER CRIPPLE

OCCUPATION: SIDE KICK OF TINY PETE

POWERS: ABLE TO SHOOT JELLY LASERS FROM EYES, TOXIC DROOL SYNDROME, T-REX ARM HOLD

ETHNICITY: CAUCASIAN

HAIR COLOR: BLACK

HEIGHT: ?

WEIGHT: 170LBS

ABOUT ME: 

NOMNOMNOM......UHH....HERMAHERMA. *BLOWS SPIT BUBBLES*

(TRANSLATION)

I AM SUPER CRIPPLE, SIDE KICK OF TINY PETE! TOGETHER WE WIPE A WAY THE STAIN MARKS OF EVIL FROM THE STREETS. I HAD LIVED WITH MY PARENTS, JERRY AND DEARDRA, ON PLANET "SPED" UNTIL I WAS ABLE TO EAT MY MASHED PEAS BY MYSELF. ONCE I MASTERED THE PEAS OF MUSHY-NESS I MOVED ON IN MY LIFE AND GOT A FACEBOOK. FINALLY I WAS A MAN.SUDDENLY *BLOOP* A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK NOTIFIED AND POKED ME THAT A SUPER HERO NAMED TINY PETE WAS IN THE NEED OF A SIDE KICK ON PLANET "BATHROOM" AND MY FRIEND THOUGHT I WAS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE. I KNEW IT WAS A DANGEROUS PLANET AND A RISKY JOB BUT I QUICKLY REPLIED AND THAT WAS THAT. I ALSO ENJOY HORSES, GOING FOR WALKS, PLAYING CATCH, HAVING LONG INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS AND JELLY. 

BACKGROUND CHECK

NAME: TINY PETE, TP.

OCCUPATION: SUPER HERO

POWERS: FLYING, PASSING GAS, SWIRLIES, DEATH BY PLUNGER

ETHNICITY: AFRICAN AMERICAN

HEIGHT: 5 INCHES

WEIGHT: 0LBS

HAIR COLOR: TOILET PAPER

GENDER: ?

ABOUT ME:

I WAS CREATED ON PLANET SECTOR "BATHROOM," I WAS YOUNG WHEN MY PARENTS ROLES RAN OUT AND WAS LEFT IN THE HANDS OF HAND.

HAND RAISED ME, GAVE ME A FACE, NAME AND POWERS!HAND TOLD ME TO USE MY POWERS FOR GOOD AND TO WIPE AWAY THE STREAK STAINS OF EVIL!HOWEVER I KNEW I COULDN'T WIPE IT ALL ON MY OWN, I NEEDED.....A SIDEKICK!I POSTED ON FACEBOOK THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR A SIDEKICK, I GOT A BUNCH OF "LIKES" BUT NO REPLIES. I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP BUT THEN...A COMMENT! HIS NAME WAS SUPER CRIPPLE, CITIZEN OF "SPECIAL" PLANET. I ADDED HIM AND NOW WE ARE.....TINY PETE AND SUPER CRIPPLE SQUADRON (TP&SCS)!

HOBBIES

I ALSO ENJOY CLEANING, READING NEWSPAPERS, BUBBLES, SPARKLES,FACEBOOK, JUSTIN BIEBER,THE COLOR PINK, CHOCOLATE, SOAP OPERAS, FUZZY THINGS, CUTE PUPPIES AND KITTIES AND COLLECTING SCENTED CANDLES (for those kind of days). TTFN!!! XOXO TP & SC!!!